Feb 21 2010
lessons learned from Mayakoba
Filed under Mexico by Mamahops
I had considered volunteering last year but never really got around to it. Since this seems to be the year of “do something new”, when coupled with the possibility of helping the bomberos (firefighters) get 10 jaw of life apparatuses, I figured it was now or never. We were assigned specific holes (the bomberos were supposed to staff holes 1 and 12) and were basically traffic handlers. Unfortunately or fortunately for us, the traffic (fans) was amazingly light for a world class event such as this. We were, however, able to get up-close and personal with the pros and I even hitched a ride (unknowingly) with a van full of them yesterday.
From a volunteer standpoint, the event was quite well planned. There was a good amount of scrambling to staff holes and while I was supposed to work hole 1, I ended up on 12 and 14 Thursday, hole 16 Friday and finally hole 1 on Saturday. I begged off work today as we have sick kids and when I found that most all other volunteers only worked 3 days I had no problem begging off the day.
Thursday on hole 12 found that the hole had been horribly staffed and 4 of the morning marshals had to stay the entire day to cover the hole. The pros had some trouble on this hole and a number of them hit into the jungle or up onto the road. This normally wasn’t an issue until the fans decided to get into the fun and began bushwhacking through the scrub and jungle trying to find the ball. The first time this happened I waited for the closer marshal to deal with the fans, but when the caddie, the pro and 4 fans were deep into trees and jungle, I ended up heading down and pulling fans out of the jungle and sending them back to the pathway. That particular pro never found his ball. The next couple times I just immediately left my post and headed down to keep the fans back and away from the pro. It was a learning experience. That was a pretty dull day though, with only about 6 of all the pros hitting outside the fairway and I really wished I had a book or Soduko or mosquito repellent. This was also my first day dealing with the evil TV folk. This PGA tour is covered by a few local channels but also quite extensively by the Golf channel, and the golf channel employees have an amazing sense of entitlement. I had a group of pros teeing off when a lady in a golf cart took no notice of the guide rope blocking her path and tried to ram right through it. When I informed her that she should NOT drive along the path because the pros were teeing off and she was going to be driving through the fairway they were hitting along, she unwrapped the rope from her steering wheel (the guide rope did its job – kept her from advancing) and said, “oh, they’re used to us and besides I’m TV (angels sang at the mention of “TV”) and we’re allowed to do whatever we want to. “ Um, ok. So she disentangled herself and advanced about 5 inches (because obviously, the pros were hitting the ball over the path she wanted to take). But daymn if she didn’t get her 5 inches!
Friday, having learned from Thursday, I brought a book, 2 Soduko books, water, some cereal bars and an umbrella. I was pulled off 12 that day and placed on hole 16. I really liked 16 – there were only 2 people manning the entire hole and they really needed some extra bodies. I soon found why. The pros were very consistently hitting the ball off the fairway, but still quite playable and I was constantly pulling the guide ropes out of their way and keeping fans away from the ball. I had no need for Soduko or books that day but I was VERY glad I’d brought an umbrella as it rained and misted a lot of the day. The pros were very considerate, even around the TV assholes (who insisted on things the pros then declined) and always thanked me whenever I helped them out. I even taught a Spanish phrase to one of them (but since I know NOTHING about golf, I have no idea who it was). The hole was so understaffed, however, that I never was able to get a bathroom break that day. Luckily it was so overcast that I didn’t need to drink much.
Yesterday I was Very prepared with sunblock, mozzy repellent, book, Soduko, umbrella (didn’t need it for either sun or rain), food (they gave us a fruit, cookie and chips for “lunch” each day), lots of water and the desire to get back before nightfall. Both previous days had me leaving before the kids woke and coming home tired after nightfall. Today I was determined to get home as early as possible. Hole 1 was rather boring after all the wild shots on 12 and 16, so I spiced it up by positioning myself between 1 and 3 and helping out the guys on 3 putting into the green as pros walked by after teeing off on 1. It was a very sunny day and I was able to find shade and breeze but still used every ounce of sunblock I applied. I was surprised by the low crowds – we had much more traffic on 12 and 16 and if I do this event next year, I’ll be looking for a more “hopping” hole. The pros were still very considerate and thankful and they really made the event. And over on hole 1, I didn’t see 1 single golf channel person. Everyone I talked to was disgusted with the behavior of the TV personnel so I felt vindicated in my distaste.
Today is a lazy Sunday, I was supposed to do a 7 mile run but I’m not sure that will happen until the temperature drops a little. I think I ran a 9 min mile yesterday but without some official chrono, I’m tempted not to believe my watch until it happens consistently.



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