Hell’s Half Acre

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Entries from March 2005

Why the Churchs’ say TAKE THE CUOTA, Idjeet!

March 30th, 2005 · No Comments

I’m so proud of the kids tonight.  We had a hellacious day on the road; it took us all day long to travel the 200km from Tepic to Villa Corona (about 1 hour southwest of Guadalajara).  We left Tepic this morning, never having found out what the nightly fee was.  Dad and I guessed at [...]

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Tags: Mexico

A retraction

March 29th, 2005 · 2 Comments

Jamie is very upset that I proclaimed to the Internet that he "sucks" as a navigator.  He does not suck.  He’s not my first choice for navigation, but I wouldn’t want anyone beside me but him.

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Tags: Jamie

Papa, Tata and the Volcano

March 29th, 2005 · No Comments

Yesterday we had anticipated camping at the volcano (the laguna just north of Santa Maria del Oro) but about 5km before Tepic, we all decided to stop at Tepic.  *I* didn’t want to camp in Tepic because (miser that I am) I was thinking that the camping fee was going to be really inflated (as [...]

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Tags: Kids · Mexico

The year of living dangerously

March 29th, 2005 · No Comments

On the RV forums there are many people who seem to LIVE to bash RV’ing in Mexico and the corrupt police.  There are others who will try to enlighten the others; that the bad cops are the exception, but it is hard after hearing the horror stories…  We’ve taken one license plate off our cars [...]

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Tags: Kids · Mexico

The boys get Christianity

March 25th, 2005 · 3 Comments

While I was raised a Catholic, and made to attend church, religious school (sometimes), after school christian classes, my folks did stop at confirmation.  Today, I am an atheist.  My kids know that.  Pikey believes there is a god or gods, but Jesse does not.  The girls are a bit young to have theological decisions.  [...]

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Tags: Kids · Mexico

Semana Santa

March 23rd, 2005 · No Comments

I’m really hoping that the virus that danced through our collective guts was the famed "Montezuma’s Revenge" because I can’t imagine having it again.  Jamie was down on Wednesday and I was down Thursday.  I’m not sure if it was the same thing that the girls had, because I never vomited and both Jamie [...]

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Tags: Mexico

Hives, Allergies and Infections

March 22nd, 2005 · 2 Comments

I ADORE mango in all varieties but my skin does not.  Every time I eat mango (even staying FAR away from the peel) I get hives on my lips, spreading to my cheeks, chin and nose (depending on how many I down).  I simply cannot stop myself from ingesting those delicious nuggets of tropical gold, [...]

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Tags: Family

Ellen’s little brain

March 21st, 2005 · No Comments

(after Sissy sent an email to Papa and Tata, Ellen decided she wanted to do the same.  Here is her email)
i hope um i hope i see you again
i wish you saw the sunset but we’re
i hope you go to teacapan
the beach is so beautiful here and the waters so good and the showers
are [...]

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Tags: Kids words

Feliz cumpleaños a ti!

March 21st, 2005 · No Comments

I think the "i" in "ti" needed a tilde, but I’m not sure…
Happy Birthday, Chrissy!!!
For your 29th barthday, I got you a nekkid man taking a shower.  K?   Not that you NEED one, cause YOUR man is a MANLY man (as evidenced by his manliness in the fire photogue).  I’ve always been in awe of [...]

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Tags: Family

Teacapán

March 20th, 2005 · No Comments

The adage is so true; if you have kids, you really don’t need a passaporte.  From Aduana to taco stand cooks to military to kids in a pueblo, they are all drawn to the kids.  Everyone wants to pick Elenita (Ellen) up and carry her.  EVERYONE wants to touch Ellen and Jesse’s hair (but mostly [...]

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Tags: Mexico