Hell’s Half Acre

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Lebanon, Mo

November 28th, 2006 · 7 Comments

I suppose I should be grateful that he doesn’t insist on staying in a paying campground each and every night, but Jamie sure has amazingly high standards of comfort when it comes to urban boondocking.  We have passed large parking lots, churches, hotels with long semis in the parking lots, Cracker Barrels (reported to be friendly to RVers), museums, all in search of the elusive WalMart or Target or Lowe’s.  When the entire family is on the brink of exhaustion he will then abandon his standards and allow me to pick the spot; last night it was the truck parking area of a Conoco gas station and tonight it is the truck parking area of the Waffle House.  There have been lovely quiet areas but by the time he abandons his standards we are all starving and take the first area we see.  There is free Wifi across the street, at a cluster of three or four hotels, but he won’t park over there, so here we sit, surrounded by refrigator trucks (the noise of which knows no bounds) and to get online, I walk out to the roadside and do a quick download and upload.  The trucks are stacked in here like lumber; when we arrived we had 3 or 4 semis accompanying us and now the parking lot is full, with other trucks occupying the edges of the parking lot.  Jesse says it sounds like a thousand cats are purring beside his bed.

We left Janesville, Wisconsin on highway 51 and followed this meandering 2 lane road all the way to Peru, Illinois.  It was a lovely road that traversed many family farms and flattened out into rural Illinois.  Jamie was insistant on making tracks though, so we abandoned the backroads for Ithis and Ithat and tonight find ourselves on I44 in Lebanon, Mo.  He promises me though, that tomorrow we will leave I44 and head into the Ozarks where there are no interstates and I will be at peace again.  We have been traveling very long days; six or more hours of travel and over 200 miles.  For us, this is a LOT of daily travel.  It makes it an even longer day when we don’t leave “camp” until noon or later.  Tomorrow I plan on being on the road by 8 or 9am.

What can I say about this mode of travel; it is tiresome and boring but we did show the kids the Gateway to the West (St. Louis Arch) today and they got some run time at a rest stop.  I’m really looking forward to Texas when we can rest from outrunning the cold front (due tomorrow in Illinois and Missouri) and relax on the beaches before heading into warm Mexico.

I really shouldn’t complain though; I used the very last of our whole wheat flour to make a loaf of bread and the generator ran out of gas with 2 hours left in the bake cycle.  We topped off the genset and restarted it and the breadmaker started up where it left off.  So we have fresh bread for midnight snack.  And Michelle, if anyone, should know how my kids LOVE to eat right before bed.

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7 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Michelle // Nov 29, 2006 at 7:23 am

    Bread? For a late night snack? Poor Ellen, I’m sure she is finding it difficult to put dabs of her bread all over her hands and arms - the yogurt works so much better for this! Yesterday at this time it was 45 degrees, this morning it is 21 - we are supposed to get our snow tonight.

  • 2 Aunt Kathy // Nov 29, 2006 at 9:12 am

    It sounds like Jesse has a very optimistic attitude and a way with adescriptive phrase - “like a thousand cats purring”. I really like that!

    Love, Aunt Kathy

  • 3 John Calypso // Nov 29, 2006 at 10:32 am

    Hurry on down to Mexico - 78 F here at 10:30 AM - sunny and WONDERFUL!

    Back home in Colorado the high will be 20 F low -10 F - OUCH!

    Juan Calypso

  • 4 MB // Nov 29, 2006 at 10:50 am

    Kat, with those brand-new spanking batteries, maybe it’s time to think about an inverter ;-). When the genny dies, the inverter kicks over without a hiccup.

    I too hate the long travel days, especially when you can’t get out before noon (glad to hear we’re not the only ones with this problem.) The idea of locating in one spot for another month does have some appeal - no “moving days” for quite some time. (We’ve never stayed in one place longer than three weeks, but it’s really hard to give up our beach site until we head into Mexico in January.)

    Enjoy the Ozarks. Last time we drove through, we were trying to outrun an ice-storm (caught us in Memphis.)

  • 5 Jodi // Nov 29, 2006 at 2:21 pm

    Promise me that you will stop at Steak n’ Shake to enjoy a cheeseburger, fries, and thick shake before you leave the lower midwest!

    IF you decide to slip into Branson, MO…
    definitely blow the budget and take the kids to Dixie Stampeed for the show & dinner.
    Much fun and laughter - esp. if you have kids who love animals and HORSES!

    IF you then continue south on 65, into Arkansas, there is a welcome\information stop about 5 miles north of Harrison. You can overnight in their parking lot for FREE.
    (I have done it many times). It is very pleasant and lots better than the parking lot of the Harrison Wal-Mart.

  • 6 Dr Paul // Nov 30, 2006 at 10:33 am

    Yo Jamie & Kitty:

    Add hospital parking lots to your list of possible boondocking sites.

    love, dad

  • 7 Dr Paul // Nov 30, 2006 at 10:40 am

    OTOH, those of us who must plead hearing no longer so sensitive found parking among semi’s with refers running in a Laredo, TX Wal-Mart parking lot (in an area Wal-Mart specifically marked for boondocking!) to feel like a really, really, safe place to be.

    love, dad

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