Hell’s Half Acre

(to a tango)
the rolling boulder crashing down the mountain
thaaaats kinetic energy
KINETIC
the boulder sitting high upon the mountain
thaaaats potential energy
POTENTIAL
energy in motion is kinetic
energy that’s waiting is potential
but whether its kinetic or potential
both of them are energy
ole!

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I’m not a religious person, but I swear, if this farking rain doesn’t stop soon (like in the next 5 mintues) I’m going to build a farking boat! SHEESH!
that is all.
And on a TOTALLY different note, I will happily endure any number of hordes of mosquitoes from now on.  Especially since the alternative seems [...]

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Jamie and I would like to let everyone know we are All Right.  We didn’t suffer too greatly, we are recovering and have plans to avoid future confrontations.  What do you mean, WHAT?  It didn’t make the presses?  It didn’t make international news?  What news sources are you guys reading anyway?
WE WERE ATTACKED BY HORDES [...]

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So I woke up at 5:30 (OMG, Jonna just keeled over. Sorry, I should have warned you, Jonna - next time I’ll put a warning, “SHOCKING AND FRIGHTENING WORDS FOLLOW”) in the fraking A.M. and tossed and turned for an hour before giving in and getting up. I woke nauseous and worried that [...]

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